The Title Says It All

Welcome to No Fat Ballerinas, an online journey into the brave new world of politically-correct ballet!

I'm Stage Wreckers, your documentarian on this awesome adventure of corpulent choreography. Using the power of the vast Internet, I hope to illustrate for you the advanced state of mental decay present in most modern dance studios. Whether it's due to greed, a lack of dedication to the classical arts, or it's just a blatant inability to "Just Say No," our nation is committing many shameful sins against the grand culture of ballet that came before us. In most cases, mindless parents go along with it, not willing to do anything to upset poor little Suzie's feelings.

You know what?

We shouldn't have to put up with it any more.

Maybe, just maybe, by shaming some of these guilt-ridden studios and their thought-deprived parents right here in public, we can finally do our ancestors some justice, and bring some of that good, old-fashioned "culture" back into the upper class.

You can do your part, too - If you know of a dance studio that is transgressing against Bolshoi, be sure to send me an e-mail about it. With your help, we can get the word out about local studios that would probably be better off doing something else.

Together, we can make a difference.