WURD

I know talent when I see it... and this, my friends, is talent.

MY EYES

Somebody needs to tell the costume designer that it's time to stop hitting the acid.

THEY SURE FOOLED US

You ever get the feeling that a particular production was put together just to give those lesbians who hang out at the studio some real cheap thrills?

The world will never know.

DINNER TIME?

You might want to hang on for a little bit.  Those won't be too tasty.

MEET MY LITTLE FRIENDS

These are some of the meanest zebras I've ever met.  You probably wouldn't want to mess with 'em.

TEH CLEAVE

If you think that by flashing a little bit of "teh cleave," I'll be treating you any nicer than I usually would, then...

Wait a minute, who am I kidding?  You're absolutely right.

I'd go and see you dance anytime, cupcake.

TARGET WEIGHT

These girls are on the right track!

DARE TO DERAM

Mum must be so proud of her little future stripper.

(Oh yeah... About that title...)

WHITE GIRLS CAN DANCE

On second thought...

3 BRIDES AND AN OOF

I'll let you figure out who's who.

BLIMEY!

I'd prefer that you stay in the closet, you wanker.

AUGH, A GHOST

One that appears to enjoy chicken wings, no less!

HUNGRY

If I were the little girl in the middle, I would be running for my dear sweet life right now.

PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY

Wait... you mean this is not a Halloween costume?

FAILURE TO LAUNCH

I have a feeling this one's gonna go over like a led zeppelin.

SHEEP DOG

2 COOL 4 WURDZ

Obviously, the world is not yet ready for such excessive levels of coolness.

DANCE BLOOP

Oh, wait a minute! I don't know what I was thinking.

I meant to say "Dance troupe."

THE BELLY-END

Always end with a smile, I say.

BELLY THE HUTT

A spot of geek humor for my awesome-deprived readers.

BELLYFAG

Even the audience can't seem to convince him to find a new line of work.

BATBELLY

Nothing heightens sexual tension like a bat-shaped cape--or at least, that's what I've been told.

DODGED A BELLY-BULLET

I have never been so happy to see Spandex in my entire life.

BELLYDUST

Set your pacemakers to "Stun."

BELLY-METHODISTS

Somehow, one suspects this is not what John Wesley had in mind when he started the whole Methodist Church thing...

BELLY-BLECH

As if the waistline wasn't bad enough, this one decides to toss in a classy tattoo.

BELLYFAIL FRIDAY!

In the continuing spirit of Christmas, by which I mean after hearing of a complaint from one of you wishy-washy types, I'll be heaping a special lot of scorn on belly dancing today.

Hang on tight, there's a mile of hurt ahead!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU DORKS

I'd like for you to meet my little friends.

They'll kick your ass.

THIS LOOKS HARD

I don't know how anyone can manage standing in one place on stage.  In sync.

It must be like really hard and stuff.

BETTER WATCH OUT...

Santa has his spies everywhere, dammit.

WOOT WOOT

Spotted backstage, a moron.  For a second there, I confused us with that other site.

WHY SO SERIOUS?

If I might borrow the single most overused cliche of 2008 for just a moment...

SUCH TALENT

The heights of classical ballet could never have produced such well-choreographed excellence as this.

LADYLIKE

IRS EMPLOYMENT HOTLINE

Would it be wrong for me to suggest that this adorable little one has a bright future in accounting?

SLEEPY

Either somebody didn't get enough sleep last night, or the post-production party was something else.

FIND THE MONSTER

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Eating too much is bad for your figure.  Fortunately for us, these girls already know that.

LEO-RETARD

CLASSY

I'm sure these girls' ancestors aren't ashamed in the least.

POLE POSITION

Another pole endlessly tormented by Colonel Sanders.

OH SO CLASSY

All hatred aside, it is parents that do this to children that are the main motivation behind this site.

Unfortunately for you, I have plenty of hatred to spare.

SCARY SHIT

Dude, I'd be freaking out, too!

SHARPIES

I am reminded of an ancient, wise proverb.

HAIRRRR

BLARGH

You think you can do karate better than this?

WAVES

Oddly enough, the shivers down my spine look something like this, too.

THE GRUDGE

I don't know what it is, but I just can't shake the feeling that the woman on the right is going to murder me in my sleep.

OUR LITTLE SECRET

Don't worry, I won't tell anybody where the donut went.

NICE HAIR

Did you tell Pete Rose that you'd be borrowing it for the weekend?